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1、某男看到一则广告:不开刀、不住院、让你的生殖器轻轻松松变大变粗!顿大喜,立即汇款。数日,收到邮包,急切地打开一看!!原来是一放大镜!   
评论:病急乱投医啊 呵呵 多上我们这论坛逛逛 就会有疗效哦

2、一对男女正在做爱,女的忽然跳下床,跑进厨房从米缸里抓了一把米,回来撒到男的身上,气哼哼地说:少在这里丢人现眼,回去去把小鸡喂大再来吧! 
评论:女人不怕大 就怕长 

3、少女夜半归家,遭七暴徒,危险时一大妈挺身而出,救走少女自遭轮奸电台采访,大妈言:其实当时啥也没想,只想这点好事可不能全便宜了那小骚娘们儿! 
评论:女人都有骚的一面

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很黄很暴力啊,放大镜自己看,晕死,喂鸡吃米,

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