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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

​​​笑话三则
1. ​​​ ​ ​​​孩子:爸爸我是哪儿来的呀?
爸爸:我push了一半你的源码给妈妈,妈妈rebase后commit了另一半源码,随后用妈妈的编译环境make了九个月就得到了你。
孩子:6

2. ​​​每年生日,人们都为你唱生日快乐歌。
如果你不喜欢这个环节,这感觉就像把网上永远无法跳过的广告搬到了现实。

3.甲壳虫乐队太过有名,以至于很多人看到 "beetle" 这个词的第一反应是拼错了。

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